8.2.11
2011 Lessons.
22.5.10
What I'm reading now.
Excerpt
“You are a mystery, my dear,” her mother said, and Grady, gazing across the table through a centerpiece of roses and fern, smiled indulgently: yes, I am a mystery, and it pleased her to think so. But Apple, eight years older, married, far from mysterious, said: “Grady is only foolish; I wish I were going with you. Imagine, Mama, this time next week youll be having breakfast in Paris! George keeps promising that well go . . . I dont know, though.” She paused and looked at her sister. “Grady, why on earth do you want to stay in New York in the dead of summer?” Grady wished they would leave her alone; still this harping, and here now was the very morning the boat sailed: what was there to say beyond what shed said? After that there was only the truth, and the truth she did not entirely intend to tell. “Ive never spent a summer here,” she said, escaping their eyes and looking out the window: the dazzle of traffic heightened the June morning quiet of Central Park, and the sun, full of first summer, that dries the green crust of spring, plunged through the trees fronting the Plaza, where they were breakfasting. “Im perverse; have it your own way.” She realized with a smile it was perhaps a mistake to have said that: her family did come rather near thinking her perverse; and once when she was fourteen shed had a terrible and quite acute insight: her mother, she saw, loved her without really liking her; she had thought at first that this was because her mother considered her plainer, more obstinate, less playful than Apple, but later, when it was apparent, and painfully so to Apple, that Grady was finer looking by far, then she gave up reasoning about her mothers viewpoint: the answer of course, and at last she saw this too, was simply that in an inactive sort of way, shed never, not even as a very small girl, much liked her mother. Yet there was little flamboyancy in either attitude; indeed, the house of their hostility was modestly furnished with affection, which Mrs. McNeil now expressed by closing her daughters hand in her own and saying: “We will worry about you, darling. We cant help that. I dont know. I dont know. Im not sure its safe. Seventeen isnt very old, and youve never been really alone before.”
Mr. McNeil, who whenever he spoke sounded as though he was bidding in a poker game, but who seldom spoke in any event, partly because his wife did not like to be interrupted and partly because he was a very tired man, dunked out a cigar in his coffee cup, causing both Apple and Mrs. McNeil to wince, and said: “When I was eighteen, why hell, Id been out in California three years.”
“But after all, Lamont . . . youre a man.”
“Whats the difference?” he grunted. “There has been no difference between men and women for some while. You say so yourself.”
As though the conversation had taken an unpleasant turn, Mrs. McNeil cleared her throat. “It remains, Lamont, that I am very uneasy in leaving”
Rising inside Grady was an ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which made the white summer stretching before her seem like an unrolling canvas on which she might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. Then, too, and with a straight face, she was laughing because there was so little they suspected, nothing. The light quivering against the table silver seemed to at once encourage her excitement and to flash a warning signal: careful, dear. But elsewhere something said Grady, be proud, you are tall so fly your pennant high above and in the wind. What could have spoken, the rose? Roses speak, they are the hearts of wisdom, shed read so somewhere. She looked out the window again; the laughter was flowing up, it was flooding on her lips: what a sparkling sun-slapped day for Grady McNeil and roses that speak!
“Why is that so funny, Grady?” Apple did not have a pleasant voice; it suggested the subvocal prattlings of an ill-natured baby. “Mother asks a simple question, and you laugh as though she were an idiot.”
“Grady doesnt think me an idiot, surely not,” said Mrs. McNeil, but a tone of weak conviction indicated doubt, and her eyes, webbed by the spidery hat-veil she now lowered over her face, were dimly confused with the sting she always felt when confronted by what she considered Gradys contempt. It was all very well that between them there should be only the thinnest contact: there was no real sympathy, she knew that; still, that Grady by her remoteness could suggest herself superior was unendurable: in such moments Mrs.
McNeils hands twitched. Once, but this had been a great many years ago and when Grady was still a tomboy with chopped hair and scaly knees, she had not been able to control them, her hands, and on that occasion, which of course was during that period which is the most nervously trying of a womans life, she had, provoked by Gradys inconsiderate aloofness, slapped her daughter fiercely. Whenever shed known afterwards similar impulses she steadied her hands on some solid surface, for, at the time of her previous unrestraint, Grady, whose green estimating eyes were like scraps of sea, had stared her down, had stared through her and turned a searchlight on the spoiled mirror of her vanities: because she was a limited woman, it was her first experience with a will-power harder than her own. “Surely not,” she said, twinkling with artificial humor.
“Im sorry,” said Grady. “Did you ask a question? I never seem to hear anymore.” She intended the last not so much as an apology as a serious confession.
“Really,” twittered Apple, “one would think you were in love.”
There was a knocking at her heart, a sense of danger, the silver shook momentously, and a lemon-wheel, half-squeezed in Gradys finger, paused still: she glanced swiftly into her sisters eyes to see if anything were there that was more shrewd than stupid. Satisfied, she finished squeezing the lemon into her tea and heard her mother say: “It is about the dress, dear. I think I may as well have it made in Paris: Dior or Fath, someone like that. It might even be less expensive in the long run. A soft leaf green would be heaven, especially with your coloring and hairthough I must say I wish you wouldnt cut it so short: it seems unsuitable and notnot quite feminine. A pity debutantes cant wear green. Now I think something in white watered silk”
Grady interrupted her with a frown. “If this is the party dress, I dont want it. I dont want a party, and I dont intend to go to any, not those kind at any rate. I will not be made a fool.”
Of all the things that fatigued her, this tried and annoyed Mrs. McNeil most: she trembled as if unnatural vibrations jarred the sane and stable precincts of the Plaza dining-room. Nor do I mean to be made a fool, she might have said, for, in contemplating the promotion of Gradys debut year, shed done already a great lot of work, maneuvering: there was even some idea of hiring a secretary. Furthermore, and in a self-righteous vein, she could have gone even so far as to say that the whole of her social life, every drab luncheon and tiresome tea (as in this light she would describe them), had been suffered only in order that her daughters receive a dazzling acceptance in the years of their dance. Lucy McNeils own debut had been a famous and sentimental affair: her grandmother, a rightfully celebrated New Orleans beauty who had married South Carolinas Senator LaTrotta, presented Lucy and her two sisters en masse at a Camellia ball in Charleston in April of 1920; it was a presentation truly, for the three LaTrotta sisters were no more than schoolgirls whose social adventures had been heretofore conducted within the shackles of a church; so hungrily had Lucy whirled that night her feet for days had worn the bruises of this entrance into living, so hungrily had she kissed the Governors son that her cheeks had flamed a month in remorseful shame, for her sistersspinsters then and spinsters stillclaimed kissing made babies: no, her grandmother said, hearing her teary confession, kissing does not make babiesneither does it make ladies. Relieved, she continued through to a year of triumph; it was a triumph because she was pleasant to look at, not unbearable to listen to: vast advantages when you remember that this was the meager season when the junior assembly had only such deplorable persimmons to choose among as Hazel Veere Numland or the Lincoln girls. Then, too, during the winter holidays, her mothers family, they were the Fairmonts from New York, had given in her honor, and in this very hotel, the Plaza, a distinguished dance; even though she sat now so near the scene, and was trying to recall, there was little about it she could remember, except that it was all gold and white, that shed worn her mothers pearls, and, oh yes, shed met Lamont McNeil, an unremarkable event: she danced with him once and thought nothing of it. Her mother, however, was more impressed, for Lamont McNeil, while socially unknown, and though still in his late twenties, cast over Wall Street an ever enlarging shadow, and so was considered a catch, if not in the circle of angels, then by those of a but slightly lower stratum. He was asked to dinner. Lucys father invited him to South Carolina for the duck-shoot. Manly, old grand Mrs. LaTrotta commented, and, as this was her criterion, she gave him the golden seal. Seven months later Lamont McNeil, pitching his poker voice to its tenderest tremor, spoke his piece, and Lucy, having received only two other proposals, one absurd and the second a jest, said oh Lamont Im the happiest girl in the world. She was nineteen when she had her first child: Apple, so named, amusingly enough, because during her pregnancy Lucy McNeil had eaten them by the barrel, but her grandmother, appearing at the christening, thought it a shocking bit of frivolityjazz and the twenties, she said, had gone to Lucys head. But this choice of name was the last gay exclamation point to a protracted childhood, for a year later she lost her second baby; stillborn, it was a son, and she called him Grady in memory of her brother killed in the war. She brooded a long while, Lamont hired a yacht and they cruised the Mediterranean; at every bright pastel port, from St. Tropez to Taormina, she gave on board sad weeping ice-cream parties for gangs of embarrassed native boys the steward shanghaied from ashore. But on their return to America, this tearful mist abruptly lifted: she discovered the Red Cross, Harlem, the two-demand bid, she took a professional interest in Trinity Church, the Cosmopolitan, the Republican Party, there was nothing she would not sponsor, contribute to, connive for: some said she was admirable, others said brave, a few despised her. They made a spirited clique, however, these few, and over the years their combined strength had sabotaged a dozen of her ambitions. Lucy had waited; she had waited for Apple: the mother of a topflight debutante has at her hands a social version of atomic revenge; but then she was cheated out of it, for there was the new war, and the poor taste of a debut in wartime would have been excessive: they had instead given an ambulance to England. And now Grady was trying to cheat her, too. Her hands twitted on the table, flew to the lapel of her suit, plucked at a brooch of cinnamon diamonds: it was too much, Grady had tried always to cheat her, just simply by not having been born a boy. Shed named her Grady anyway, and poor Mrs. LaTrotta, then in the last exasperated year of her life, had roused herself sufficiently to declare Lucy morbid. But Grady had never been Grady, not the child she wanted. And it was not that in this matter Grady wanted to be ideal: Apple, with her pretty playful ways and aided by Lucys sense of style, would have been an assured success, but Grady, who, for one thing, seemed not popular with young people, was a gambling chance. If she refused to cooperate, failure was certain. “There will be a debut, Grady McNeil,” she said, stretching her gloves. “You will wear white silk and carry a bouquet of green orchids: it will catch a little the color of your eyes and your red hair. And we will have that orchestra the Bells had for Harriet. I warn you now, Grady, if you behave rottenly about this I shall never speak to you again. Lamont, will you ask for the check, please?”
Grady was silent some moments; she knew the others were not as calm as they seemed: they were waiting again for her to act up, which proved with what inaccuracy they observed her, how unaware they were of her recent nature. A month ago, two months ago, if she had felt her dignity so intruded upon, she would have rushed out and roared her car onto the port road with the pedal flat on the floor; she would have found Peter Bell and cut the mischief in some highway tavern; she would have made them worry. But what she felt now was a genuine disinvolvement. And to some extent a sympathy with Lucys ambitions. It was so far off, a summer away; there was no reason to believe it would ever happen, a white silk dress, and the orchestra the Bells had had for Harriet. While Mr. McNeil paid the check, and as they crossed the dining-room, she held Lucys arm and with a coltish awkwardness gave her cheek a delicate spontaneous peck. It was a gesture that had the sudden effect of unifying them all; they were a family: Lucy glowed, her husband, her daughters, she was a proud woman, and Grady, for all her stubborn oddness was, let anyone say whatever they would, a wonderful child, a real person. “Darling,” Lucy said, “Im going to miss you.”
Apple, who was walking ahead, turned around. “Did you drive your car in this morning, Grady?”
Grady was slow in answering; lately everything Apple said seemed suspicious; why care, really? What if Apple did know? Still, she did not want her to. “I took the train from Greenwich.”
“Then you left the car at home?”
“Why, does it make any difference?”
“No; well, yes. And you neednt bark at me. I only thought you could drive me out on the Island. I promised George Id stop by the apartment and pick up his encyclopediasuch a heavy thing. Id hate to carry it on the train. If we got there early enough you could go swimming.”
6.3.10
Watch it: Alice in Wonderland
27.2.10
Obsessed right now: WTF stories (weird, true, freaky)
So many good movies to watch right now.
Read it: The Pact
13.2.10
Happy Chinese New Year!
24.1.10
Read it: The Life and Crimes of Harry Lavender.
Written by renowned Australian detective/crime author, Marele Day. The Life and Crimes of Harry Lavender one of the books in the 'Claudia Valentine mystery' series and it'll keep you on your toes constantly. Here is the blurb for your reference:
Poetry: Onamatopoeia.
3.1.10
Essay Writing Help.
- http://www.lc.unsw.edu.au/olib.html#1
- http://www2.actden.com/WRIT_DEN/tips/essay/
- http://www.bestessaytips.com/
- http://www.studentnow.com/features/essayswritingtips.html
Hope it makes sense, if not, email me and I can further explain.
Lessons resume: 23rd & 24th January 2010.
Holiday activities.
Happy Holidays!
20.12.09
Some fun cheap holiday thrills.
Studying the context of the 19th Century.
Essay Writing: STAR method.
Restaurants for the festive season.
7.12.09
Big Birthday Wishes: December 09.
- 13th of December: Daniel Nou
- 25th of December: Lisa TranPS: I need all of my students to email me with their birthday dates ASAP. If you want presents, let me know when your birthday is. The earlier, the better. Cheers.
Item Returns for the Holidays.
6.12.09
Last student survey for 2009.
2. What are some things on your Christmas wishlist/to-buy list?
Year Nine English Class Last Payment Due.
Summer Holiday Reading List.
Wild Swans by Jung Chang
Three generations of Chinese womanhood survive the reign of the warlords, Japanese occupation, the Kuomintang, the Cultural Revolution and, finally, a writer's exile. This century-spanning brick of a book is biography staged as novelism: related with unsparing candour, it's horrible, evocative, engrossing and still banned in China. TM
The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon
Edward Gibbon saw it as his task both to instruct and entertain his audience. He succeeds magnificently in this epic history of the Roman Empire. It's all here: the brutal conquests, the internecine rivalry, the mad emperors and, most controversially, an account of the spread of Christianity which led Samuel Johnson to label him an "infidel".
What most delights his readers, though, is Gibbon's prose style: light but strong, complex but clear, and always elegant. His witty footnotes are also worth a look. One cross-dressing emperor appointed his lovers to important positions: "A dancer was made praefect of the city, a charioteer praefect of the watch, a barber praefect of the provinces. The three ministers, with many inferior officers, were all recommended, enormitate memborum." SR
The Spanish Civil War by Hugh Thomas
Massive, sweeping, heartbreaking, the story of the war that tore Spain apart, left a mark on the conscience of a generation, and gave the world the monster of banal cruelty that was General Franco. This is still the definitive account of the battle for the soul of Spain, written with unrelenting drive. DS
The Classical World by Robin Lane Fox
The essential companion for anyone travelling to the Mediterranean, a wondrously rich patchwork of classical history from the first Greeks to the rise of Julius Caesar, told with great insight and a refreshing sense of humour. Even if you don't fancy temples and ruins, it's still an enlightening treat. DS
The Great Game by Peter Hopkirk
Even if its relevance today were not so obvious, this history of Anglo-Russian involvement in Afghanistan would still be a ripper. Into its colourful mix of history, geography, exploration and warfare, Peter Hopkirk adds superb insights into the lives of the young men who, for the sakes of their nations' imperial ambitions, trespassed in that bafflingly dangerous country. One for the boys, perhaps, but its lessons are timeless. TC
Diary of a Country Parson by James Woodforde
The boiled mutton and batter pudding that punctuate James Woodforde's story are among the details that give realism to the 40-year narrative of an 18th-century clergyman of steady appetites, humane interests and fundamental goodheartedness. It's as English as plumb (sic) pudding and green peas in season, and can be read in portions, making it perfect for consumption on train journeys. CSH
Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel García Márquez
It may not be the Latin American wizard's greatest book, but Márquez's account of a lifetime of desire, disappointment and delay is the easiest to love, and the best introduction to his shimmering style.
Florentino's long wooing of Fermina, her marriage and all the other relationships of a long life paint a convincing tale of love as an incurable disease. A surrealist soap opera with a happy ending.
Fingersmith by Sarah Waters
The book that turned Sarah Waters into a superstar, this pacy and well-written piece of crime-'n'-crinoline Victorian grand guignol has it all: moustaches, dastardliness and lesbians. The plot twists like a greasy piglet, and is just as fun. SL
The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
Audrey Niffenegger's first novel is a knockout, marrying a deliciously mushy love story to a ruthlessly worked-out science-fiction premise. What would it be like to be married to someone who randomly travelled through time, and kept showing up starkers in your garden when you were a kid? Odd, clever, funny and tear-jerking. SL
The Yiddish Policemen's Union by Michael Chabon
A rollicking piece of spoof noir detective fiction set among the "frozen chosen" of a Jewish homeland in Alaska. Chabon has so much fun with his premise it's almost indecent - and he shares the fun with the reader. Yelp-makingly funny, sublimely well written, and as comforting as chicken-soup. SL
A Place of Greater Safety by Hilary Mantel
This perfect historical novel, given numerous bracing modern twists, is a classy character study of Danton, Robespierre and Desmoulins, the men behind the Terror of the French Revolution, and shows how fatal the combination of ego, ambition and misplaced idealism can be. As tumultuous, crowded and exciting as the storming of the Bastille, except it'll maybe take you a bit longer. TC
Possession: a Romance by AS Byatt
Byatt's Booker-winning potboiler (a term I use in praise) tells a double love-story: between two Victorian poets (a sort of nearly Browning and a sort of nearly Rossetti) and two modern-day academics who study them. One of the few books ever to make scholarship sound really exciting, it possesses the reader. SL
The Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe
One night Sherman McCoy, a millionaire banker who thinks of himself as a "Master of the Universe", takes a wrong turn off a New York freeway and runs over a black teenager. This contact between the haves and the have-nots gives Wolfe licence to satirise the excesses of New York society, and he takes full advantage of it. It's witty, sprawling and ambitious, but read it lying down, with it propped on a cushion on your tummy, because it is nearly 800 pages long. TC
Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks
Before he was the Man Who Wrote The James Bond Book, Sebastian Faulks was The Man Who Wrote Birdsong. A deservedly huge bestseller, this is a great, absorbing, affecting Anglo-French love-and-bullets saga, fetchingly adorned with period hokum, whose most vivid scenes take place in and underneath the trenches of the First World War. If you're either of the people who didn't read it first time round, I commend it to you. SL
The Suspicions of Mr Whicher by Kate Summerscale
Jonathan Whicher was one of Scotland Yard's first detectives, and the model for many fictional detectives that followed. His career foundered because society could not accept his conclusion in the case of the Road House murder, when a young boy was found down a cistern with his throat cut.
An acutely observed, pinpoint sharp depiction of Victorian England, this is also braced with a galloping plot and it would be best read while travelling on the Romney Hythe and Dymchurch Railway. TC
Blood River by Tim Butcher
In 2007, 130 years after H M Stanley made his insanely dangerous trip down the river Congo, Butcher retraced his route downstream - on a motorbike and in a river boat - and found the Democratic Republic of Congo no less risky. Since colonialism collapsed, kleptocracy and competition for the country's natural resources have left it reeling. The insights are sobering; the adventure is tense, and you'll be glad you're reading it in Ibiza. TC
The Chronicles of Barchester by Anthony Trollope
You start with The Warden, then Barchester Towers then (my favourite) Dr Thorne, then the next three. And what a treat you have, if you like Austen, or Pym, or anyone who gives an account of petty relationships in a Deanery Close or other small community. Why did Freud bother? This is so much better, and truer. AMcK
An Instance of the Fingerpost by Iain M Pears
A splendid whodunnit set in the 17th century. If not as good a detective story as the heights of Dickson Carr and Sayers, it's not far off. If not quite as clever as The Name of the Rose, by Umberto Eco, not far off. A rollicking read, and, unlike anything by Dan Brown, if you're seen reading it, you won't be pegged as an obvious moron (though - spoiler alert - its solution is nearly as blasphemous). AMcK
A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway
"If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast." Or not so much a feast as a giant piss-up. But it is a beautifully evoked piss-up, and the atmosphere is wholly delightful as Hemingway recalls his younger days trying to make ends meet, knocking about with Joyce, Wyndham Lewis and Scott Fitzgerald in the cafés of Paris.
It is worth trying to retrace his journey south, matching him drink for drink (although better let someone else drive). Read it with no fewer than eight bottles of chilled Sancerre. TC
Homage to Catalonia by George Orwell
George Orwell was so honest that it is no surprise he gets shot in Homage to Catalonia. He learns to love the Spanish, or rather the Catalans, and therefore be exasperated by them, though just as obviously he fails to understand a motive in the Spanish Civil War even greater than different brands of Marxism, which is to say religion. But how compellingly his prose moves us on. CSH
The Alexandria Quartet by Lawrence Durrell
Set (for the first three volumes) between the wars, the ultimate romantic/coming of age/thriller/Gnostic fantasy novel. Overrated in the 1960s; underestimated now. Gripping, beautiful, irritating, intoxicating. It may change your life. Or you may hate it. AMcK
The Cazalet Chronicles by Elizabeth Jane Howard
The novels that make up The Cazalet Chronicles (The Light Years, Marking Time, Confusion and Casting Off) first appeared between 1988 and 1995: it's hard to see how fans stood the wait between volumes. The story of a family approaching, experiencing and surviving the Second World War unfolds at pace, with couplings, uncouplings, disappearances and reunions to hold the attention on the longest of holidays. AC
Riders by Jilly Cooper
Jilly Cooper has never been more sure-footed than in this 1980s blockbuster, a triumphant blend of the themes that have always preoccupied her: class, horses and sex. The men are stallions, the women fillies, and when they are not competing at the Olympics, they are romping on the sofas in gold-stoned Cotswold rectories. Best read by the fire in a cottage as the afternoon rain lashes down outside. TC
Northern Lights by Philip Pullman
There's no shame for any adult in being seen reading this brilliant fantasy trilogy on the beach. Deeply pleasurable in the way C?S Lewis is - in its mythic range, its imaginative brio and its storytelling power - it has a real ability to make the reader think. Also, it has armoured polar bears beating seven bells out of each other. SL
A Suitable Boy by Vikram Seth
Lata has three suitors: which one will she pick? As she considers her choice, Vikram Seth takes us on a tour of 1950s India in the fictional city of Bramphur - its family strife, its politics, its hopes.
Apparently Seth began this book (of 1,500 pages) with no idea how it would continue. Yet its structure is as orderly as India is chaotic. You never feel lost or that the author is labouring. Doctors ought to prescribe this book for depression. Its entertaining stories and warm voice make it a perfect companion for a holiday alone, in India or elsewhere. SR
King Solomon's Mines by H Rider Haggard
English hunter Allan Quartermain goes in search of the Biblical mines in the heart of darkest Africa. This classic adventure is today studied in universities for its dodgier aspects: the cruel King Twala who gets his head lopped off; the daring Englishman who must overcome Sheba's Breasts (a mountain range). But it's undeniably exciting, especially for boys of a certain age. SR
Perdido Street Station by China Miéville
We haven't included Dune or The Lord of the Rings because if you wanted to read them, you would have done so already. Mieville's reinvention of science fiction and fantasy is genuinely scary, inventive, engrossing and beautiful. An essential classic for those who understand Mervyn Peake, have a strong stomach and a sense of humour. AMcK
The Secret History by Donna Tartt
If all popular fiction were as well written as Donna Tartt's first novel, and if all literary fiction were as exciting, our beaches, dinner parties and libraries would be brighter and better places. A murder mystery-cum-campus novel, Tartt's charismatic, incestuous cabal of student classicists made Greats sound, well, great. SL
Kim by Rudyard Kipling
I was glad I came to Rudyard Kipling's Kim as a grown-up, because its style is as fresh and clear as the air of its Indian mountains setting. The Tibetan magic in it appeals to children, the exotic spirituality to us workers and the dusty adventures of the Grand Trunk Road and the Great Game to anyone. CSH
The Cairo Trilogy by Naguib Mahfouz
The Egyptian master's three-volume, multi-generational family saga is something to sink deeply and gratefully into. Stately, plural, generous and humane, Mahfouz writes in the tradition of the great novelists of the 19th century. The Cairo Trilogy encompasses comedy and tragedy, the large movements of history and the tiniest domestic upset. It's really something. SL
Shogun by James Clavell
Perhaps the ultimate airport novel, this wholly involving blend of dense historical research and manly adventure posturing was based on the exploits of William Adams, a British navigator who reached Japan in the 17th century and was the first foreigner to be appointed samurai. A stalwart hero, scheming Jesuits, plenty of "pillowing" and swordfights and a large amount of period detail all clamour for the revival of that paperback cliché: unputdownable. TM
The Code of the Woosters by P G Wodehouse
Jeeves, Bertie, Totleigh Towers, Sir Watkyn Bassett, Roderick Spode, Gussie Fink-Nottle, and, of course, the cow-creamer. If you've read it, you'll want to read it again. If you haven't, it's a must. The ultimate holiday indulgence: gloriously funny, blissfully frivolous, overflowing with the joys of summer. DS
The Driver's Seat by Muriel Spark
Lise, wearing ill-matching coloured clothes, travels to a European city looking for someone to kill her. She finds her murderer on the plane and, despite his best efforts, does not let him escape. At under 100 pages, this chilling novella has the atmosphere of a Greek Tragedy. SR
The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad
Joseph Conrad was above all a virtuoso spinner of yarns. The Secret Agent is among his best, and takes place - which is nice, for readers prone to seasickness - on dry land, for once. Conrad's tale begins with a bang, and Verloc's pursuit thereafter of the sinister Professor is exciting, disturbing and absorbing. SL
The Great Railway Bazaar by Paul Theroux
No doubt things have changed since this was written in the 1970s, but Paul Theroux's train trip from London Victoria to Tokyo, via Pakistan, India and Vietnam, and then back again through Russia, is more about people than places. His glimpses of the societies he passes through are revealing and teeming with colour and life. TC
Excellent Women by Barbara Pym
If you enjoyed Barbara Pym's Jane and Prudence on the wireless, you'll enjoy reading Excellent Women more. It is a travel book to the post-war London of terrible food, slender means and celibate love among the jumble sales. Its humour and language give the novel a strength of flavour to withstand any foreign sojourn. CSH
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Dashing young sailor, unjustly denounced, imprisoned and left for dead, unearths a cache of medieval treasure, disguises himself as the mysterious and implacable count and sweeps to his revenge. One of Dumas's greatest tales, this is adventure in the classic mould, bursting with thrilling heroism, black villainy and a near-indecent number of vendettas and double-crosses. Nearly every payback thriller written since owes it a debt. TM
Tom Jones by Henry Fielding
Coleridge said that Tom Jones - along with Oedipus Tyrannus and The Alchemist - had one of the three most perfect plots ever planned. The foundling, brought up by a benign landowner in Somerset, grows up to have lusty and comic adventures through England. Notable scenes include Tom's rescue of a topless woman who insists on remaining topless once she sees him. SR
A Hero of Our Time by Mikhail Lermontov
Mikhail Lermontov's seductive, restless, cynical anti-hero Pechorin is one of the most enduringly vivid archetypes of 19th-century literature. Thrill to his death-defying Caucasian exploits! Gasp in dismay as he seduces and casts aside beautiful women! Wince as he courts destruction out of sheer boredom! He'll be, like, whatever… A pioneering existentialist; an essential novella. SL
Waverley by Walter Scott
A young Scottish officer is sent into the Highlands to help suppress the 1745 rebellion, but he is soon seduced not so much by the Jacobite cause as by the people and the scenery. Published in 1814, Scott's first novel is a sublime piece of propaganda for a Scotland that never existed but has none the less gone down as fact. Best read on the sleeper train home. TC
Byzantium: the Early Centuries; Byzantium: the Apogee; Byzantium: the Decline and Fall by John Julius Norwich
Narrative history at its epic best, with a thousand years of Byzantine tyrants, eunuchs and courtesans, from the emperor with the golden nose to the unfortunate ruler whose head ended up as a drinking goblet. Best read while sipping raki beside the Golden Horn – or shivering in a caravan in deepest Wales, dreaming of Byzantium. DS
A Bend in the River by VS Naipaul
This exquisitely written novel follows Salim, an East-African Indian, as he travels inland to a town at the end of the river. Alone in his shop, Salim grows bitter; but an affair with a beautiful married woman awakens his sensuality. Things begin to turn sour, though, as the Big Man who leads the country tightens his grip. SR
The Sicilian Vespers by Steven Runciman
In March 1282, as the bells of Palermo were ringing for vespers, the people of Sicily burst into history, roaming through the streets and slaughtering the soldiers of their French rulers. And this gem is not just the story of their rebellion; it's a fabulous history of the Mediterranean in the age of Dante. DS
The Sheltering Sky by Paul Bowles
Anyone who's had an argument with their partner on holiday will be grimly entertained by Port and Kit's antics in North Africa. There is some portentous stuff about the desert and the sky - but the real fun starts when the wife is kidnapped by Arabs towards the end. SR
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
Set in the early 1900s among the Igbo of Nigeria, this classic novel describes the tragic downfall of Okonkwo, a fierce tribesman whose way of life collapses when the Europeans colonise his country. Though unsentimental about pre-colonial Africa, Achebe writes with great sympathy for his protagonist.
Reviews by Sam Leith, Toby Clements, Sameer Rahim, Andrew McKie, Dominic Sandbrook, Christopher Howse, Tim Martin and Alex Clark.
Happy Reading!
HSC Study tips for the Summer Holidays.
1. Write GOOD essays based on Belonging.
2. Develop your thesis statements.
3. Read the next HSC texts that you will study. Make notes as you go along.
4. Start writing/altering/shortening your study notes. This is good revision.
5. Write a few GOOD creative writing pieces which explore the area of study (AOS) best.
The World's Hardest Game.
30.11.09
Year Nine English Classes for 2010!
Kris Kringle Online.
Communication Etiquette sorted.
I know that I am terrible when it comes to answering my mobile phone, you'd really be lucky to catch me on say, my home phone as I'm hardly at home and the reception at my place is so awful, I'd probably/most likely not pick up anyway. So if you do attempt to call/sms/email me, let's get some communication manners and etiquette sorted.
23.11.09
Another tip for the ladies this time!
Creative writing competition due soon!
Remember this is a compulsory task to complete! Good luck!
Christmas Treats for the ladies.
14.11.09
Relaxing summer holidays music list.
11.11.09
What I'm reading now.
9.11.09
Holiday Season: Tis the season to be reading.
7.11.09
Term 4: Topics of Interest.
Year Nine English Class: Payment due.
26.10.09
Twitterature by Alexander Aciman and Emmett Rensin.
Perhaps you once asked yourself, 'What exactly is Hamlet trying to tell me? Why must he mince his words, muse in lyricism and, in short, whack about the shrub?' No doubt such troubling questions would have been swiftly resolved were the Prince of Denmark a registered user on Twitter.com. This, in essence, is Twitterature.
Here you will find seventy-five of the greatest works of western literature – from Beowulf to Bronte, from Kafka to Kerouac, and from Dostoevsky to Dickens– each distilled through the voice of Twitter to its purest, pithiest essence. Including a full glossary of online acronyms and Twitterary terms to aid the amateur, Twitterature provides everything you need to master the literature of the civilised world, while relieving you of the burdensome task of reading it.
From Hamlet: WTF IS POLONIUS DOING BEHIND THE CURTAIN???
From Dante's Inferno: I'm havin a midlife crisis. Lost in the woods. Shoulda brought my iPhone.
From Oedipus: PARTY IN THEBES!!! Nobody cares I killed that old dude, plus this woman is all over me. Total MILF.
From Paradise Lost: OH MY GOD I'M IN HELL.
'The classics are so last century' Guardian
Picture books: Shaun Tan
25.10.09
Watch it: Beauty and the Geek
24.10.09
HSC 2009 Paper One: Are you prepared?
1. "Drawing on the ideas in ONE of these quotations, write an imaginative piece that celebrates the ways relationships contribute to a sense of belonging." Stimuli were "Human beings, like plants, grow in the soil of acceptance, not in the atmosphere of rejection" or "When someone prizes us just as we are; he or she confirms our existence."
2. "Understanding nourishes belonging... a lack of understanding prevents it. Demonstrate how your prescribed text and ONE other related text of your own choosing represent this interpretation of belonging."
Would you be ready to answer these?
19.10.09
Good Luck Year 12!
14.10.09
DVD sale at Target.
Some film titles I noticed which are worth getting:
- Paris when it sizzles
What I'm reading now.
Title:
The Bride Stripped Bare
Author:
Anonymous Blurb:
A woman disappears, leaving behind an incendiary diary chronicling a journey of sexual awakening. To all who knew her, she was the Good Wife: happy, devoted, content. But the diary reveals a secret self- a woman who has desires her husband cannot fulfil. She tastes for the first time, the intoxicating power of knowing what she wants and how to get it. The question is: how long can she sustain a perilous double life? The Bride Stripped Bare tells shocking truth about love and sex. it will make you question whether it is ever entirely possible to know another person.
10.10.09
NY Times: Book Sales are down despite push.
"The Lost Symbol" Dan Brown’s highly anticipated follow-up to "The Da Vinci Code." broke sales records on its first day and in its first week of release last month, selling nearly two million copies in the United States, Canada and Britain, according to the publisher. But according to Nielsen BookScan, which tracks about 70 percent of retail sales in the United States, the number of copies the book sold last week fell by 47 percent, to 214,000 from 401,000.
"True Compass" Senator Edward M. Kennedy's memoir, sold 39,000 copies last week, down 43 percent from the previous week’s tally of 69,000. And over all, according to BookScan, book sales were down about 4 percent compared with the same week last year, suggesting that neither of those titles or any of the other big fall books from heavyweights like Mitch Albom, Pat Comroy, E. L. Doctorow and Audrey Niffenegger were helping booksellers to overcome the sludgy economy.
“They are all great books, but they are all hardcover books,” said Ellen Archer, publisher of Hyperion, a unit of Disney that just released Mr. Albom’s “Have a Little Faith.” “How many hardcover purchases can one person make given these difficult times? Are they going to choose one of their nonfiction reads and one great novel and stop and wait for the paperbacks? Probably.” Both Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group, which released “The Lost Symbol,” and Twelve, the imprint of Grand Central Publishing Group that put out “True Compass,” said they were happy with the results so far and expected strong holiday sales.
“We are thrilled with the performance of the book,” Suzanne Herz, a spokeswoman for Knopf Doubleday, said in an e-mail message. “With such pent-up demand for a new novel by Dan Brown, it was not unexpected to see a decline in sales after the first week. It is the nature of the blockbuster book.”
Gerry Donaghy, new book purchasing supervisor at Powell’s Books in Portland, Ore., said he and his co-workers wondered, “How many of the fall books are people holding off buying themselves and hoping to get them as gifts?” He added, “Maybe that’s just optimism.” Laurence J. Kirshbaum, a literary agent and former publishing executive, said the rule of thumb in the industry was to take sales figures from September and October and multiply them by three or four for holiday shopping in November and December.
“A lot of people buy books because they don’t know Uncle Harry’s shirt size, so at the last minute it’s either books or candy,” he said. “There’s no question that the business is in a lull right now, but I do think it’s a little early because the real Christmas business is still a month, maybe six weeks away.” But other publishing insiders suggested that because Knopf Doubleday had printed five million copies of “The Lost Symbol” and gone back to press for 600,000 more after the first day of sales, book sales would have to reverse dramatically for the title to meet the expectations of the publishing house. And with sales of “True Compass” dwindling, some within the industry wondered how Twelve would recoup the advance of more than $8 million it paid for the memoir.
Cary Goldstein, a spokesman for Twelve, said that sales of “True Compass” were meeting the publisher’s calculations and that it would cover some of the advance with sales of the rights to publish the book in Britain, Sweden, the Netherlands, Korea, China and other countries.
“The book has exceeded sales targets at all of our major accounts,” Mr. Goldstein added. “We expect to net at least one million copies.” Mitchell Kaplan, owner of Books & Books, a chain of independent stores in South Florida and the Cayman Islands, said Senator Kennedy’s memoir was likely to appeal to gift-buying customers. But he said the biggest successes were often books from unknown authors that built slowly by word of mouth.
He pointed to “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society” by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows, which has stormed through book clubs and has sold 421,000 copies in hardcover and 583,000 in paperback. Mr. Kaplan, together with the producer Paula Mazur, has optioned the movie rights.
Other big titles showed mixed results. "Her fearful symmetry" the second novel by Ms. Niffenegger, author of the best-selling “Time Traveler’s Wife,” sold just 23,000 copies in its first week, according to BookScan. Publishing insiders suggested that was a disappointment given that Scribner, the unit of Simon & Schuster that published the book, paid Ms. Niffenegger close to $5 million for it.
“We all expect miracles, and some miracles take a little while,” said Susan Moldow, publisher of Scribner.