26.10.09

Twitterature by Alexander Aciman and Emmett Rensin.

Perhaps you once asked yourself, 'What exactly is Hamlet trying to tell me? Why must he mince his words, muse in lyricism and, in short, whack about the shrub?' No doubt such troubling questions would have been swiftly resolved were the Prince of Denmark a registered user on Twitter.com. This, in essence, is Twitterature.

Here you will find seventy-five of the greatest works of western literature – from Beowulf to Bronte, from Kafka to Kerouac, and from Dostoevsky to Dickens– each distilled through the voice of Twitter to its purest, pithiest essence. Including a full glossary of online acronyms and Twitterary terms to aid the amateur, Twitterature provides everything you need to master the literature of the civilised world, while relieving you of the burdensome task of reading it.

From Hamlet: WTF IS POLONIUS DOING BEHIND THE CURTAIN???

From Dante's
Inferno: I'm havin a midlife crisis. Lost in the woods. Shoulda brought my iPhone.

From Oedipus: PARTY IN THEBES!!! Nobody cares I killed that old dude, plus this woman is all over me. Total MILF.

From
Paradise Lost: OH MY GOD I'M IN HELL.

'The classics are so last century' Guardian

Picture books: Shaun Tan

If you are looking for some texts to use as related pieces, be sure to check our picture books and artwork by renowned author and artist, Shaun Tan. His pieces are deep and unique however provide enough scope to work with in terms of entertainment and annotating. I'm positive you will be mesmerized by his pieces.

25.10.09

Watch it: Beauty and the Geek

Tune in for Beauty and the Geek on channel 7 at 8.30pm to 9.30pm every Thursday night . It is lightly comical and quite interesting to watch as the 'beauty's and the 'geek's work together to give each other a glimpse into the best of both worlds.

24.10.09

HSC 2009 Paper One: Are you prepared?

Thanks to one of my newly finished year 12 student, I have managed to get a copy of the exam questions which appeared in the 2009 Higher School Certificate in Paper One. The questions are as followed:

1. "Drawing on the ideas in ONE of these quotations, write an imaginative piece that celebrates the ways relationships contribute to a sense of belonging." Stimuli were "Human beings, like plants, grow in the soil of acceptance, not in the atmosphere of rejection" or "When someone prizes us just as we are; he or she confirms our existence."

2. "Understanding nourishes belonging... a lack of understanding prevents it. Demonstrate how your prescribed text and ONE other related text of your own choosing represent this interpretation of belonging."

Would you be ready to answer these?

19.10.09

Good Luck Year 12!

I just want to wish all of the year 12 students good luck for the upcoming exam period! Hope for the best, revise your essays, refine your thesis statements, re-annotate your quotes and with that little bit of extra luck, you should all be fine. Avoid burning out by the middle of examination period and keep organised and confident. You will be so grateful for the moment it is all over. If you have any last minute pieces you wish for me to mark, email me and I will get it to you as soon as possible. Moderation, persistence and confidence is key. Good luck!

14.10.09

DVD sale at Target.

I'm just writing to let you all know that the DVD sales at Target are so incredible. The movies are extremely cheap and very good. I managed to pick up more than a few films to watch. Right now, I just love the idea of watching DVDs, making popcorn and snuggling on the couch on balmy mid-week nights. It's definitely my guilty pleasure. For instance, I managed to pick up a fantastic reinterpretation of the Charlotte Bronte classic, Jane Eyre film starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, for just $9. Check out your local Taar-jay store for more fabulous offers.
Some film titles I noticed which are worth getting:
- Paris when it sizzles
- The Da Vinci Code
- Funny Face
- She's the Man
- The Jane Austen book club
- Sabrina
- Jane Eyre
- Pride and Prejudice
And that's just to name a few! Happy watching.
PS: Malina, I picked up Breakfast at Tiffanys at my local Target for just $12.99!

What I'm reading now.

I'm currently reading The Bride Stripped bare by Anonymous. It's such a beautifully written text which I have been dying to get my hands on for a while. I am so glad to finally be able to read it.

Title:
The Bride Stripped Bare

Author:
Anonymous Blurb:
A woman disappears, leaving behind an incendiary diary chronicling a journey of sexual awakening. To all who knew her, she was the Good Wife: happy, devoted, content. But the diary reveals a secret self- a woman who has desires her husband cannot fulfil. She tastes for the first time, the intoxicating power of knowing what she wants and how to get it. The question is: how long can she sustain a perilous double life? The Bride Stripped Bare tells shocking truth about love and sex. it will make you question whether it is ever entirely possible to know another person.

10.10.09

NY Times: Book Sales are down despite push.

After strong starts and huge marketing campaigns, some of the biggest books of the fall season — on which the struggling bookselling industry has pinned much of its hopes — are losing a little steam.

"The Lost Symbol" Dan Brown’s highly anticipated follow-up to "The Da Vinci Code." broke sales records on its first day and in its first week of release last month, selling nearly two million copies in the United States, Canada and Britain, according to the publisher. But according to Nielsen BookScan, which tracks about 70 percent of retail sales in the United States, the number of copies the book sold last week fell by 47 percent, to 214,000 from 401,000.

"True Compass" Senator Edward M. Kennedy's memoir, sold 39,000 copies last week, down 43 percent from the previous week’s tally of 69,000. And over all, according to BookScan, book sales were down about 4 percent compared with the same week last year, suggesting that neither of those titles or any of the other big fall books from heavyweights like Mitch Albom, Pat Comroy, E. L. Doctorow and Audrey Niffenegger were helping booksellers to overcome the sludgy economy.

“They are all great books, but they are all hardcover books,” said Ellen Archer, publisher of Hyperion, a unit of Disney that just released Mr. Albom’s “Have a Little Faith.” “How many hardcover purchases can one person make given these difficult times? Are they going to choose one of their nonfiction reads and one great novel and stop and wait for the paperbacks? Probably.” Both Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group, which released “The Lost Symbol,” and Twelve, the imprint of Grand Central Publishing Group that put out “True Compass,” said they were happy with the results so far and expected strong holiday sales.

“We are thrilled with the performance of the book,” Suzanne Herz, a spokeswoman for Knopf Doubleday, said in an e-mail message. “With such pent-up demand for a new novel by Dan Brown, it was not unexpected to see a decline in sales after the first week. It is the nature of the blockbuster book.”
Booksellers said other thrillers by name-brand authors had a similar trajectory. “ ‘The Da Vinci Code’ built by word of mouth, and this one came out of the gates really strong,” said Kathryn Popoff, vice president of the trade division at Borders Group, referring to “The Lost Symbol.” “For us it’s falling off as we projected.”

Gerry Donaghy, new book purchasing supervisor at Powell’s Books in Portland, Ore., said he and his co-workers wondered, “How many of the fall books are people holding off buying themselves and hoping to get them as gifts?” He added, “Maybe that’s just optimism.” Laurence J. Kirshbaum, a literary agent and former publishing executive, said the rule of thumb in the industry was to take sales figures from September and October and multiply them by three or four for holiday shopping in November and December.

“A lot of people buy books because they don’t know Uncle Harry’s shirt size, so at the last minute it’s either books or candy,” he said. “There’s no question that the business is in a lull right now, but I do think it’s a little early because the real Christmas business is still a month, maybe six weeks away.” But other publishing insiders suggested that because Knopf Doubleday had printed five million copies of “The Lost Symbol” and gone back to press for 600,000 more after the first day of sales, book sales would have to reverse dramatically for the title to meet the expectations of the publishing house. And with sales of “True Compass” dwindling, some within the industry wondered how Twelve would recoup the advance of more than $8 million it paid for the memoir.

Cary Goldstein, a spokesman for Twelve, said that sales of “True Compass” were meeting the publisher’s calculations and that it would cover some of the advance with sales of the rights to publish the book in Britain, Sweden, the Netherlands, Korea, China and other countries.
“The book has exceeded sales targets at all of our major accounts,” Mr. Goldstein added. “We expect to net at least one million copies.” Mitchell Kaplan, owner of Books & Books, a chain of independent stores in South Florida and the Cayman Islands, said Senator Kennedy’s memoir was likely to appeal to gift-buying customers. But he said the biggest successes were often books from unknown authors that built slowly by word of mouth.

He pointed to “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society” by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows, which has stormed through book clubs and has sold 421,000 copies in hardcover and 583,000 in paperback. Mr. Kaplan, together with the producer Paula Mazur, has optioned the movie rights.

Other big titles showed mixed results. "Her fearful symmetry" the second novel by Ms. Niffenegger, author of the best-selling “Time Traveler’s Wife,” sold just 23,000 copies in its first week, according to BookScan. Publishing insiders suggested that was a disappointment given that Scribner, the unit of Simon & Schuster that published the book, paid Ms. Niffenegger close to $5 million for it.

“We all expect miracles, and some miracles take a little while,” said Susan Moldow, publisher of Scribner.
By Motoko Rich for the New York Times. Published: October 7, 2009
A version of this article appeared in print on October 8, 2009, on page C1 of the New York edition.

6.10.09

Wise words of the Day.

Literary critical perspectives.

This is a summarised list of some literary critical perspectives which you may encounter in senior English (especially 3U). I would keep these terms in mind if you are going to enter Year 10, 11 or 12. They might come in handy for future reference.

- Post colonial criticism
- Feminist criticism
- Marxist criticism
- Psychoanalytic criticism
- New historicism and cultural materialism
- Deconstruction
- Queer Theory

5.10.09

Instructions: How to make a stress ball?

I figured that since it is indeed the holidays for you all, it might be nice to get crafty every once in a while. I have come across the instructions on how to make stress balls as a completely random idea which will be great for examination periods and a fun activity to do when you have the time.

Need:
- Balloons (not water balloons)
- Flour/Sand/Rice/Corn starch
- Funnel
- Crafty things to decorate it with
Instructions:
1. Get your small round balloon and blow it up until it is about 4-5 inches around but do not tie it.
2. Pinch the top of the balloon shut whilst slowly placing a funnel into the tip.
3. Fill the top of the funnel with either flour/sand/rice/corn starch and slowly let go of the balloon so the filing is able to slide in.
4. Continue adding until you are happy with the amount and the firmness of the filled balloon.
5. Pull up the top of the balloon tightly and allow any excess air to be released.
6. Tie the balloon as closely to the tip as possible.
7. Decorate with permanent markers or whatever you wish.

Enjoy!

Gorgeous goodies for the girlies.

Just a completely random note for the lovely girls in my classes, I am totally in love with the amazingly sweet Pretty in Pink vanity cases which double perfectly as a cute pencil case, so perfect for back to school time. Priced at just $17.50, these vinyl cases will last forever as their style is timeless and the design is so chic. Buy them online at www.prettyinpinkdesigns.com.au/ or visit the gorgeous boutique at 533 King Street, Newtown. Enjoy!
PS: It did go through my mind as a possible XMAS present but I've resisted because I found something just as chic, if not more.

Great place to visit these holidays.

There is nothing that I adore more than a rainy grey day huddled up in a gorgeous dimly lit cafe with a hot chocolate by one side and a superb book on the other. My favourite place to do this would have to be the Guylian cafe. Located at The Rocks and Circular Quay, the Guylian cafe is a great hotspot in the heart of Sydney. Add a good book, the harbour view and a Degustation plate to share and your day is set. Check out www.guyliancafe.com.au/ for more information. Bon apetite!

4.10.09

Wise words of the Day.

Board of Studies.

To everyone who is either going to Year 11 in 2010 or Year 12 in 2010, please check the Board of Studies website so that you can have a look at what the English Syllabus requires of you. There are different categories of English which can be studied from Standard English (2U), Advanced English (2U), Extension One (3U) English, Extension Two (4U) English and ESL (2U). Hope the links below assist in your subject selection process.


Extension One English:

Extension Two English:

ESL:

Watch it: Lost in Austen.

On the 4th of October at 7pm on channel ABC, a comical Jane Auten series 'Lost in Austen' will be televised. Quoted as "Delightfully witty" - The Times and "A dream of a show" - Mail on Sunday. This is a warm film which will gain laughter and enjoyment this Sunday night. Amanda Price (Jemima Rooper) is a devoted Jane Austen fan; often immersing herself into a world of dashing gents, elegant corsets and picturesque manor houses.
Unsatisfied with her life and relationship in modern day London, Amanda's ordinary existence is changed forever when she discovers Elizabeth Bennet (Gemma Arterton) alive in her bathroom and ends up replacing her in the very 'real' fictional world of Austen's PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.
An all star cast brings Austen's classic characters to life in a cleverly modern context; with Hugh Bonneville as Mr Bennet and Alex Kingston as the irrepressible Mrs Bennet.

2.10.09

What keeps you sane?

Amongst the craze of the HSC, exams, assesment and assignments along with the countless pieces of homework and reading which needs to be done, I'm surprised at this point by the types of attitudes which many of my students are encompassing. Attitudes which comprise of a variety of wit, sarcasm, boredom and laziness. Considering that it is indeed your school holidays coming up, I'd be so interested in knowing the answer to this question: What keeps you sane?
1. Tiffany & Co.
2. Christian Louboutin Shoes
3. Buttercream Cupcakes and Cocktails Please list three responses as mine are already featured as examples.
PS: I am like the Queen of baking cupcakes. On my to-do list: Make cupcakes for students for XMAS. Yum.

Buy it now: Penguin Classics Novels

Forget overpriced books which will do nothing except slowly rob your of your finances, luckily Penguin Classics novels provide a cheap and chic way to read amazing fiction (and non fiction) at lovely and forgiving prices. At just $9.99 at most retailers, Penguin Classics novels include the best pieces of writing of all time including works by Jane Austen, Truman Capote, Oscar Wilde, Anais Nin, Scott Fitzgerald, Virginia Woolf etc. You are sure to find something which you enjoy to read these holidays. This series of novels are honestly my absolute favourites and I can never resist getting a new (cheap) novel each time I go out as the price and content make this such a good purchase. Check out the list of novels available and find some good tales to read this holidays. Enjoy.

What I'm reading now.

I'm currently reading Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. I came across this book as one of my lecturers had mentioned the idea of 'Lolita' and I was quite clueless on the concept or story behind this title. The story is quite scandalous but extremely well written.

Title:
Lolita

Author:
Vladimir Nabokov


Blurb:
Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita is a dark and daring story of obsessive love and transgression. Humbert Humbert's lust for his pubescent step daughter, Lolita shocked readers when it was first published in the 1950's; yet the novel was also celebrated for its beautifully lyrical writing. Almost fifty years after it's first publication, Lolita remains a powerful tale of perversion and love gone wrong.